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SO OUR
BUDDY MATT talks us into taking the infamous Bang Bus out
again to get him some leg. Matt, as you may already know, has
a MAJOR fetish for STRAIGHT GUYS. Now we
understand as well as anyone how nice it is to get a piece of
forbidden fruit, but this guy has some serious fucking issues
with this fetish of his...he has balls of steel and he is not
afraid to go up a big fucking straight guy and try to seduce
him.
So this day we decided to drive by the local
university because Matt had an appetite for a college
boy...and after a bit of driving around we spotted one. And
this guy, as you can see, is not your average bit of
jerky...this guy is clean cut, and looks like he belongs on an
underwear ad. Our bait and switch girls got all excited
because he was so good looking...we had to slap the minions
back and remind them that this is for Matt and they are
just here to trick him into the bus.
When we
approached this guy I was expecting him to be hostile...but he
was so fucking polite...and our bait and switch girls had very
little trouble getting him to take our offer to drive him to
class. The rest of the story is so fucking outrageous, so
undeniably an occurance that caused the world to shift a
degree or so off it's axis that you just have to see
it for yourself to believe it. So sit back, and watch
as we unfold a bit of debauchery unseen before by human
eyes.
Chao,
The (more than ever) Dirty One.
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